UnBooks:Life With The Grues
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This is a blog runned by a Dr. Bear
This blog is designed to show my advents of trail and error as i desperty try to live with grues in their natural habitat. I will record each day i live with grues in numbers.
Lets get it on!
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[edit] Day -1
Today i make preparation to make my decsent. I will move into a group of grues who live in the middle of a poppy field. I have been tracking these elusive group of grues and got a picture. I can't really show it because the lighting storm A Sploded my camera. I quit my job and left a suicide letter in my house. Im off!
[edit] Day 1
Today I left the city and drove 49 miles into a nerbay poppy field called Grues Field. I wore my Grue costume, its perfect. Smells like a grue, looks like a grue, just this big zipper on my back, hope i don't get eaten.\
[edit] Day 4
Today is my first interaction with a grue. I acted as a physically challenged Grue. They fell for it! omg, rolf! I may be the only human being on earth to survive any kind of interaction with a grue. I just hope i don't have to eat any people in the presence of these grues.
[edit] Day 10
I found out that gures sacrifice people. I started wondering how these grues keep getting sacrfices if im like 50 miles from the city. Ok, I think the grues are starting to suscpect somthing because i seem to be the only one in the entire clan to be eating fruit. I've been trying to communiate with them, my skills are rapdily increasing. I even know the curse words! See you later blog!
[edit] Day 14
i am having a contest, one winner will get a day to go with me and be a guest blogger! hope someone wins!
[edit] Day 15
John Blake Is our lucky winner We should meet in a few days
[edit] Special Blogger John Blake
Hey guys, John here. Dr. Bear is weird, I mean common dressing up like a grue? sirously. I'm Planning to scare the shit out of Bear by running into the field while they are having a scrifice. I think Bear is starting to really think he is a grue.
[edit] HELEPH EHLEPH HEMEE!
OMG help help. I just runintothefield and these grues are tyringh to kill me pleasd.eplease pleaseeeee ghelphe!!!!1. THeyre braking trough the Tendt as OGMWERIHGKLcvnb..
[edit] Day 18
John was being an idiot because he just ran into our sacrifice. In order to avoid being seen through my ruse i was forced to eat John Blake, He almost tastes kinda like beef. I can see why these grues like humans.
[edit] Day 24
People say im crazy, but their crazy for thinking im crazy. I met this cute Grue. I'll call her Liz. Got to go... Liz is calling me! =D
