UnBooks:Mr Happy's Bible Primer

AND SO IT CAME TO PASS

THAT MR HAPPY DID VISIT THE KINGDOM OF MR SAD

AND SPAKE UNTO HIM "WHY ARES'T THOU SAD?"

AND MR SAD HAD NOT BEGAT CHILDREN.

AND MR SAD WAS WOEFUL.

AND MR HAPPY SPAKE UNTO HIS GOD FOR HELP

BUT MR HAPPYS GOD WAS VENGEFUL AND WRATHFUL, AND SMOTE HIM.

AND GOD SPAKE: " DO NOT TROUBLE ME WITH THESE PITIFUL ISSUES"

AND MR SAD PRAYED UNTO MR HAPPYS GOD AS HE WAS SORE AFRAID.

AND HIS GOD PROVIDED A MIRACLE. AND MR SAD BEGAT CHILDREN.

AND MR SAD WAS IN AWE OF THE MIGHTY POWER OF HIS GOD

AND MR SAD PRAYED TO HIS GOD TO GIVE THANKS

AND HIS GOD SPAKE " DO NOT TORUBLE ME WITHOUT GIFTS"

AND MR SAD WAS TURNED INTO A PILLAR OF SALT