UnPoetia:Snakes on a Plane

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This is the book by Dr. Seuss. For the movie adaptation of this book, see Snakes on a Plane.

I'm gonna board a plane today
I like to fly, Horray! Horray!
Flying is such fun you know.
Looking at the clouds below.

I hear a rattle being shook
Is there a baby, should I look?
What's that noise, was it a hiss?
Someone must have took a piss

Is something moving overhead?
A Stewardess just fell down dead!
I think I'm gonna go insane
There are snakes aboard this plane!

Fuckin' snakes are everywhere
On my sandwich, in your hair
They will give us quite a scare
On this plane, high in the air

I really do not like this place
Don’t want a Mamba on my face
People dying left and right.
Some from poison, some from fright.

Samuel Jackson can't be found
He is safe, back on the ground
Kenan Thompsons, all we got?
Now we're doomed, thanks a lot !

I am trapped and can not flee!
There's a Cobra's biting me!
Gonna die in searing pain
Fuckin' snakes on this here plane!