UnBooks:The Four Trials of Sir Uncyclopedia
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Sir Uncyclopedia was a legendary hero in the history of Uncyclopedia. He is best known for his Four Trials, retold here, for your pleasure:
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[edit] The First Trial
Sir Uncyclopedia had to travel to France and defeat the Wikipedia Monster (French: le Monsteur Wikipédieu). To defeat it, he had to put an Uncyclo-Bomb on it, to destroy it with the truth. With the truth, it exploded.
[edit] The Second Trial
The second trial was to rescue Oscar Wilde from the Brainwasher, created by Jimbo Wales. The Brainwasher blew up in its first use, and Sir Uncyclopedia rescued Oscar Wilde!
[edit] The Third Trial
Sir Uncyclopedia's third trial was to stop wielders of Pop Bombs from blowing up Uncyclopedia. He just recommended that they blow up Encyclopædia Dramatica instead of Uncyclopedia. They did.
[edit] The Fourth Trial
Last, Sir Uncyclopedia had to destroy Jimbo Wales! He went, attacked, and died in the long and arduous Battle of Wales, in which Jimbo was deified by his followers, and in turn smote Sir Uncyclopedia's army. Years later, Oscar Wilde attacked, and was forced to retreat.
[edit] Public Reception
The Trials were well known.
[edit] Trial 1
People were free from the terror of the Wikipedia Monster, people loved him for slaying it.
[edit] Trial 2
Everyone loves Oscar Wilde, Sir Uncyclopedia became famous, founding the first website.
[edit] Trial 3
Uncyclopedians called Sir Uncyclopedia a great hero of world war 170000!
[edit] Trial 4
Everyone mourned for a month, because Sir Uncyclopedian died of an STD from one of our users.
