UnBooks:Travel guide to New Jersey
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Recently New Jersey was bored so it wanted to add New York and Philadelphia to the state. It was founded after Old Jersey got sunk by Poseidon. Its main industries are corn, wood, dust, horse rides, and art not!
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[edit] New York City
New York City is New Bjork City's sister city and has no ice castle but is known for being built atop of liquor.
What to do: go shopping for drugs down 5th avenue, ride the walrus, jump off the Umpire State Building, vandalise the UN, go smell the roses of Central Park, ride a camel, go golfing, see the operas like Nightmare on Elm Street, Carmen, Barber of Seville, or Sliders, see a Broadway play, dance, play poker, see an erotic art museum, view the most famous work of erotic art, eat bagels, and wash people's windshields as they come out of the Lincoln Tunnel.
[edit] Philadelphia
This city is famous for sandwiches, pie, ice, and experiments. It is home to Benjamin Franklin who often parties at his mansion. What to do:You can paint on ceilings, ski, go for 18 holes of golf, see the liberty bell or party at Ben Franklin's house.
[edit] Atlantis City
This city was built by rich man Pennypags to bring vacationers to the beach. It is home to a palace made from marshmallows and has the infamous jail. It also gets cold in the winter from the snow. The city is patterned after Atlantis to amuse the clowns. It also is home to Miss Atlantic.
[edit] Newark
A beautiful city in the high foothills of the Appalachian mountains overlooking New York. It is home to Logan St. Claire. What to do: Visit the famous 16th century castle built by the Ancient Geese.
[edit] Morristown
George Washington slept here.
Betsy Schuyler sure got around
[edit] Minor Cities
[edit] Cape May
Superhero capital of America. Batman, Superman, Spiderman,Ironman, Captain America, Wonder Woman, Stevie Wonder, Cap'n Crunch, Tony the Tiger, the Fantastic Four, Aquaman, the Flash, Zorak, the X-Men, the X-rated Men, the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Samurai Lincoln, and Pop all live here.
[edit] Mystic Islands
The most mystic place on Earth, where the Wizard of Oz and Into the Mystic were made.
[edit] Cherry Hill
Home to the Cherry Groves that make it famous.
[edit] Princeton
An Industrial City known for its fast food and ballet. It has a University built by the Druids (out of their own spit).
[edit] Wilmington
Ugly City because of its uranium factories, mostly built by Willy Wonka. It never was beautiful. Ever.
[edit] Los Chiyorkphigo
also known as the Big Disappointment, it is soon to be renamed Winfrey City, Los Chiyorkphigo is home to the Church of Oprah. for more info klick here
