UnBooks:UnLibrary

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Welcome to the UnBooks UnLibrary!

Here are the UnBookshelves of all UnBooks. For official UnBooks on Uncyclopedia, see here (Unofficial UnBooks categories include Recipes, Plays, HowTo and Instructions and are not included in the UnLibrary).

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UnBest

Welcome, Quality-hound, to the UnBest section! Here you will find some of the greatest works from the rest of the library. That of course doesn't mean you don't have to look through the other shelves to find a good olde Diamond in the rough.

UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion – Gone With d' Wind – Dracula – Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame – Diary of a Caveman – The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women – Horton Hires a Ho – Professional Kitten Huffing – Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression. – Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games – James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul – Travel Guide For All Countries – One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged) – The True Story of: Jimmy and the aliens; based on a true story UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex

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UnFiction

UnJunior

Welcome, Children to the UnJunior section. Here you will find stories that are perfectly suited to your reading capabilities. All will have age-apropriate content, most will even have a none-to-subtle moral! How exiting!

UnRomance

Welcome, Housewife, to the UnRomance section. Here You can fins stories with romance at their hearts. Stories about affairs and walks on moonlit beaches and the like. Something to masturbate to while your husband is on a business trip.

The Night I Slept with Björk

UnJournals and Biographies

Welcome, Soulsearcher, to the UnJournals and Biographies section. Here you can "learn from other's experiences" by reading up on journeys of self discovery and diaries of the disturbed.

UnHorror

Welcome, Creep, to the UnHorror section! Here you can find all the grisly stories of monsters, murder, gore and unnecessary erotic scenes. something to masturbate to.

UnSci-Fi

Welcome, Nerd, to the UnSci-fi section! Here you will find stories longer and more complicated than the CERN laboratories. Stories about intergalactic space war that frequently come with their own language that you to learn. For fun. In your parents' basement.

UnPoetia

Welcome, Poetry-Lover, to the UnPoetia section. Here you can find poetry on a wide range of misery, pain, suffering and such. (Actually, all poetry is like that).

UnMysteries

Welcome, Snoop, to the UnMysteries section. Here you can the cream of Uncyclopedia detective fiction. There's no way you'll solve any of them before the end, mind you.

UnFact

Computers and Internet

Welcome, IT Man, to teh computers and internet section! Here you can pretend to brush up on your IT knowledge before going back to your job of throwing Maltesers in the air and catching them with your mouth until someone forgets their password.

UnGuides

Welcome, Stranger, to the UnGuides section! Here you will find our collection of guides ranging from dating advice to Self-help. See also the HowTo page for non-UnBook related guides.

UnTravel Guides

Welcome, Tourist, the the UnTravel Guides! Here you will find people's experiences of places and the people that live there. This means that you can share their experience for much less than the cost of a flight to go there.

Unversity

Welcome, Student, To the Unversity section. Here you can brush up on all sorts of topics: from Philosophy to Biology and back again. You could even steal these textbooks to replace the ones you burned when you were drunk!

UnReligion

Helo, Reverend/Rabbi/Imam/Atheist, and welcome to the UnReligion section. Here you will find out all you need to know about the enemy via a selection of polemics and documents blessed by your various gods and leaders.

UnSupernatural

Hello, Mr Average, and welcome to the UnSupernatural section. Here you will be able to learn about anything a little out of the ordinary.

Alien Reports

UnMisc

Welcome, Outcast, to the Misc section! Here you will find books like yourself: ones that, no matter how hard they try, just don't fit in.

Unshelved

Due to his incredible laziness the UnLibrarian Has not shelved these books yet. You can help by shelving them. You can also help by looking through here and finding books not featured in the UnLibrary. You can then either dump them under here or shelve them. The UnLibrary would like to thank you for your... er... Well we'll thank you just in case.