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Contents 1 UnBooks:Tropic of Cancer 2 UnBooks:The Castaway 3 Online Piracy And You 4 UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) 5 UnBooks:Who Killed God? 6 Gallows Humor 7 Agent U 8 Oscar Wilde's Complete Guide To Happyland 9 UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire 10 UnBooks:Ill Met By Moonlight 11 Previously Featured 11.1 UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure 11.2 UnBooks:American History! 11.3 UnBooks:Rigism 11.4 UnBooks:The n00b Survival Guide 11.5 UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism 11.6 UnBooks:An Uncyclopedian's Guide to American Politics 11.7 UnBooks:Parkhurst Pete's World of Wonders

UnBooks:Tropic of Cancer

Votes for: 2

• Although it's mine I thinks its the funniest thing I've written, mabye you'll like it. --Sir Sycamore (Blether) 16:02, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
• Quite for. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

UnBooks:The Castaway

SNF. Seriously, I need to get some restraint... P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:56, Sep 11, 2007

Online Piracy And You

Self-Nom and For Of Course This Book Is Awesome Even If I Did Write It User:Box1ng Bear/sig

UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures)

• SNF Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:12, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
• 4 - lolDane Cook. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:23, Aug 27, 2007

UnBooks:Who Killed God?

• SNF --General Insineratehymn 20:07, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
• 4 P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:23, Aug 27, 2007

Gallows Humor

• SNF. -- herr doktor needsAcharge  [scream!] 19:39, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
• For. This story is like that time I was a prison guard, except that neither true. Sir Modusoperandi 00:30, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
• 4 P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:23, Aug 27, 2007

Agent U

• Self nom and For I think it is good. Let's see how it does. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 17:23, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
• Against. Not witty enough to overcome its injokeyness. Sir Modusoperandi 00:27, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

Oscar Wilde's Complete Guide To Happyland

• For Good effort put it over much time, I think its finally ready for a nomination--aldreneo 04:44, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire

• Self-Nom and For Because I can. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:08, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
• For —Braydie 00:12, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
• I hated this page in Poo Lit. How it won its category I'll never know. Maybe it was my For vote. --Sir Modusoperandi 02:26, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
• This is just a blatant ripoff of the classic UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece. For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 21:52, 22 May2007 (UTC)

• I categorically deny that. It wasn't even an inspiration at the time, although that is one of my favorite articles ever. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 17:44, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

• Yeah, yeah....thats what they all say. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

• For Argh! --The UnIdiot 18:50, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
• Yarrrg! f0r. Teh Rote 23:25, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

UnBooks:Ill Met By Moonlight

• Self Nom & For I usually nominate my own material because I think I am awwesom fantastik grate. Anyway, I wrote this and I can't stop laughing at it, so please help me with my problem. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 18:52, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
• Not so great. Against. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• For Really good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:58, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
• 4 P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:03, Oct 8

Previously Featured

UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure

Featured Ergust, er, I mean, August 2007 cos it rules. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 10:58, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

• N4 —Braydie 15:59, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair 16:59, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
• For -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 18:22, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
• To Page 85: For, go to page 4: For Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 02:36, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
• For --aigeJobu, 13:18, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
• For -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 19:40, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:American History!

• Self-Nom and For Because I can. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:08, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
• For —Braydie 00:12, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Excellent, Squiggle. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:05, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
• For Pretty good analogy--Cffnm47 20:38, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I loved it in the PLS. -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 01:16, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
• Dig very funny stuff --THINKER 03:28, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

&Yes, please --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 18:32, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Rigism

Featured May 2007. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• For Rigism forever! --ZombieJeff 18:53, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• For YOU'RE WINNER! THRILLHO 18:59, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• For BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD RACING Chole! 23:49, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against Big Rigs is funny, but this is just overly long and most of the material within is copied from elsewhere. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:00, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I am a proud Rigist --GAMESPOT=666 03:16, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
• For I wrote most of it Cirus 03:51, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
• For A WINNER IS YOU! Monstro_Man 01:37, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
• For YOU'RE WINNER! DZ987 04:16, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
• For YOU"RE WINNER! Correnthos 13:30 10 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Why not, the book is just so good and life changing --Final Starman 22:51, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
• For Rigism could preserver the Paraguayan way of life! --160.36.78.161 03:55, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against Appears to be just random inside jokes for the game. I did not get little to any of them; and thats just what most of the article is...Hardly an UnBook if you ask me, I doubt any of these votes are truth but more fanboy..--aldreneo 04:39, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

• Comment O LAWD, featured --ZombieJeff 23:12, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Comment You guys know that I'm not going to be taking any of these votes in. If you really can't work out why then *shrug* —Braydie 15:58, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Comment I knew this sort of bullshit would happen. I can't believe it. 67.162.16.232 02:19, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Comment I've been contributing Uncyclopedia for months, mine at least is legit. Same with ZombieJeff. GAMESPOT=666 23:19, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Comment both of your votes are fine because you two are established members. I'm just afraid that most of these are random fanboy votes. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:36, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Comment I don't mean to start anything, I really don't, but having the most votes should make us UnBook of the month, right? Most of the votes are from "established members", if that means people who have registered. I really don't see the problem. Unless it's a personal problem and you just don't want us to be the book of the month…--ZombieJeff 01:55, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Comment You know that your gay right? If you really can't work out why then *shrug*, also cocks--Final Starman 23:21, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Comment Star, we can work through this without that kind of behavior. --ZombieJeff 23:27, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

• For -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 01:44, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
• Comment Although Sannse already checked most of these guys for sockpuppetry, I still suspect that some website... Oh, say the Rigism group on Gamespot, told everyone on it to vote for this. This is really a crap article, and basically a collage of copied material. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:59, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Are you kidding? Gamespot is only for LOSERs. These are just true Rigists from all over the world voting for one of the greatest publications of our time: The Book of Rigism. None of it is copied. 67.162.16.232 22:04, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment GameSpot? Ha, we would never go on GameSpot. --ZombieJeff 00:33, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

Comment A crap article you say... *facepalm* --THRILLHO 14:43, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

• Against It's just a pseudo-mythological heap of perplexing forumcruft. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 17:40, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
• Against loaded votes. The page isn't all that great either. Also, my soup has gone cold. --Sir Modusoperandi 02:21, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
• For Wikipedia's already being uptight and the users are deleting any references made to Rigism because it's "all a joke", I hope to god the Uncyclopieda users aren't going the same way. Besides, since when was uncyclopedia supposed to be taken seriously?--85.211.249.49 15:13, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:The n00b Survival Guide

Featured April 2007. The Rigism situation is still being resolved so for now the n00b survival guide will be April's feature. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 14:09, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

• Nom and For Nice. n00bs are a pain. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 04:18, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
• For -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 00:54, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• For I survived a n00b once. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:01, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
• For -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 18:22, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism

March —Braydie 20:46, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

• Self-Nom and For. Because Squiggle can. -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 00:29, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
• For This'l get featured on the main page. —Braydie 00:30, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair 03:56, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
• For the win. Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 18:37, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
• FOR THE REVOLUTION! great stuff. --aigeJobu, 13:08, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:An Uncyclopedian's Guide to American Politics

Featured in Feb. —Braydie at 15:45, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

• Nom and For I monitored this article's creation quite closely and frankly, it's good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:19, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
• Absolutely. I like this one. A lot...call me. -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 01:44, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
• Belated For - Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 12:04, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Parkhurst Pete's World of Wonders

First feature of 2007. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 11:35, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

• Nomination and for, yeah? -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 11:13, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
• For. Oi!, looks jus' like the book I wrote in the poke, it does. but mine wuz writ on T.P. --Sir Modusoperandi 19:34, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
• For Stutteringly hilarious. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 18:58, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
• For one more vote before the upcoming feature. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 07:34, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
• For Curl up wiv a good butcher's hook, that's wat I say. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 12:21, 30 December 2006 (UTC)