UnLyrics

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The UnLyrics logo
The UnLyrics logo

UnLyrics is an itsy bitzy bitesized Uncyclomedia project they don't even know exists. UnLyrics is an encyclopedia for song lyrics. These are called "articles". These "articles" have "lyrics" in them, from "songs". UnLyrics is so close to Uncyclopedia, it does'nt even have that poiny thingy. In fact, UnLyrics has popular songs such as "The Golden Girls theme song" and the "Tarzan ringtone". These are usually sang by Oprah and the Other Guy.

Press Red now to Listen to ULFM or keep reading to learn about Uncyclopedia Controller 3000 and your abilities, if you are a superhero.

UCC3k?

The Uncyclopedia Controller 3000 is a famous work of art by DaVinci. If you are a dog you may need some glasses. It gives the power of control in Uncyclopedia. You may use this control for good only. It does'nt listen to bad.

Buttons

The buttons are easy. The controller contains only 5 buttons. The big red one is for making Actions Anonymous and the rest are cursor keys. You may also use them to curse somebody.

Usable as...

You may use the Controller if your mouse is broken. Mine sure is. It can also be used as a TV remote, but that would be hard, to use the Controller to control the Remote to remote the TV to remote your eyes O_o.

The big version

The big version includes 20 buttons :filters, type-a-filter keyboard (Y,O,U,R,M,O,M, A, SEE DICK), search filter set, Filter images, Filter colors, Filter big text, Filter small text, Filter facts, Filter green, Filter wikipedia, Filter noob-edits and Filter Users-only and no cursor or big key!

Filters

The big version includes filters, which may filter UC stuff, like Your mom, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, See Dick do stuff and who can forget "Pink"

Where to buy

You may buy this crazy thang at Morty's! The free family shop (buy-a-family service, rates UCC1K as family member... He is soo right.

Hell of a long template

How long has this thang been goin' on? This's one big thang. Bigger than life and everything in it!

It's gonna take...

It's gonna take a hell of a write to max this template! I think I already see the See Alsoes. Yep... Ain't nothing gonna beat this template! But hell, your mom's writing did. She is a hell of a writer. Whoopi!

Shortypants

This text is yet smaller then the template, but even more sized than the code. Heh! The code is tiny like your Smiddledworpenthang, whatever that is.

Different uses

The UCC3K can be an acronym for U see Chiro as a Triplet or Kid

Small scroll for an awesome template

You can scroll down quick, but can you read that quick too? Try it.

Contents

[edit] History

Close-up of the piece of paper Wilde potatochopped
Close-up of the piece of paper Wilde potatochopped

In 1897, Oscar Wilde, editor of Uncyclopedia creates UnSongwords, which he forgets about later on. UnLyrics still does'nt have a logo, so he took a piece of paper, and potatochopped it into pieces. He wrote UnSongwords to the bottom and camcordered it. He worked day and night, because he did'nt like cheap tools. In 1945 he heard the word "lyrics" in the !cktionary he created (geez, it's all about he-man). He needed a new logo for UnLyrics, former UnSongwords, so he asked Oprah Winfrey to pose for him, while she was still fat. In 1965 when lots of faomus stuffs happened, Wilde forgot about UnLyrics, because he was working on Uncyclopedia and other projects. In 1969 UnLyrics was relaunched by a user who just signed up. It was hard to get all those lyrics from hidden pages back, but boy he did it. In 1994 he only made the site a main page for UnLyrics, and all the lyrics are placed on the Uncyclopedia pages referring to the lyrics name for example the Grey's Anatomy page has soundtrack lyrics. In 1995 UnLyrics was an UnZeta project, but UnZeta broke into tiny pieces. In 2006 the pieces we're put back together, a list was made, but it only included Grey's Anatomy. Later that evening the list was released to everybody, and anyone who makes a new UnLyric must sign it up to the legendary list. Oh great... more work :{

[edit] Yobs

UnLyrics has Yobs. If you wish to be an yob Click here

  • mouthy git
  • villiage drunk
  • underage dad
  • hardnut
  • dumb sponger

[edit] Lyric list

Main Article:UnLyrics Lyrics

In 69 there we're 23,199 new articles on UnLyrics every day and that 23,199 of them die, before they turn 1 second old. Here they are:

Quotes from the song "Im thin!" - "Once fat"

  • Im thin! - Oprah
  • Im thin! - Sherman Klump
  • Im thin! - Buddy love
  • Im thin! - Eddie Murphy
  • Im thin! - Fat guy
  • Im thin (and have no hands) - Bob
  • Iriditaconimoniolihickopolyangorpyus

[edit] ULFM

ULFM or U are a Looney with Flappers and a Mouth, is the official radio channel for UnLyrics. Without it the Featured singer contest would be a hoax. In fact, Bob is a Featured singer at UnLyrics, such as Oscar Wilde, Jesus, Boy, Grue, Link, Me, Your Mom, Bob, Weebl, Fire Fighters, Xena, Cat and Girl. This is listed based on age, and starts with the youngest. ULFM airs at 14:45 on GooFM and ends at 14:15. The schedule is easy as pi:

  • 14:15 - Featured singer contest
  • 14:15 - Random Lyrics sang by Featured singer
  • 14:15 - Lyrics hotline
  • 14:15 - Other music

[edit] See Also

[edit] External Links

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