UnNews:10 January 2007
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- A diet pill too good to be true?
- Apple unveils new device - the "rotary phone"
- Britain considers Moon mission
- Bush to announce Iraqi troop increase
- Dude would like totally bone Nancy Pelosi anyway
- IPhone big hit among wealthy, stupid
- IPhone infuriates zealots, big hit among time travelers.
- Lack of Manpower, US Army Reenlists Dead
- Microsoft announces new Z-Phone
- New Yorkers smell fresh air, run like Hell
- Pelosi's 100-Hour Plan Drags on at Wikipedia
- Serial Reviver on the Loose
- Whitley Strieber launches 'stylish' anal probe
