UnNews:11 April 2006
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- Bush: claims of a preemptive strike against Iran wildly off the mark
- Emigrant rally draws 3 people
- Enron's Skilling claims innocence as wallet doesn't fit
- Floods in Czech republic
- French Labour Law Overturned
- Governator declares emergency; goes back in time to stop flood
- Hillary Calls Bush's Leak Nixonesque
- Iran enriches uranium, impoverishes carbon
- Man wins $9 million Vioxx lottery
- Punishment fit for a queen?
