UnNews:11 August 2006
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- 1 Million Dead from Chinese Typhoon "No Biggie"
- Billy Mays' Head Explodes
- Britain Foils Toothpaste Smuggling Terrorist Plot
- Galactic Alliance Court of Justice invalidates JPL
- Hallucinating Kettle called black by Pot
- Heathrow Airport Heralds New Invention - Queues
- Pastafarian uprising stuns Middle East
- Uncyclopedia Announces Hostile Takeover of Wikipedia
