UnNews:11 December 2007
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- Alex Trebek fails to answer in form of question, suffers heart attack
- Dawkins: Legalise Sex With Monkies Now
- Gore climate plea to US and China
- Miss Piggy sues Britney over "intellectual property" dispute
- Study reveals that 2 out of 5 immigrants "eat cheese"
- White House Press Secretary Perino is "like, really smart, you know?"
- World mourns as Sir Cliff vows "never to sing again"!
