UnNews:12 June 2006
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- "In God We Trust" removed from U.S. coins; new coins to say "Fuck God"
- Campaigns For al-Qaida Presidential Elections Heat Up
- Chernobyl real-life re-enactment scheduled
- Choice of which product to buy last vestige of freedom for most Americans
- Homer Simpson awarded nuke power industry's employee of the century
- Slashdot.org "Slashdotted," Crashing Servers
- Spaceborn dust speck hints at existence of penguins in Andromeda Galaxy
