UnNews:13 August 2006
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- Exclusive interview with Satan, big fan of Uncyclopedia
- Israel Goes Medieval on Hezbollah's Ass
- Tensions mount between dead Austrian Rap legend and plate of polenta, onlookers annoyed
- Terror Attacks! They’re coming…For you!
- Three die in airport terminal after dehydration; airport security measures to blame
- US forces kill 26 Canadian rebels
