UnNews:13 May 2007
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- Bush confused at 400th anniversary of Jamestown founding
- Duceppe promotes unity
- Go figure: horny tiger offs cheating Canadian
- KFC introduces Chix on Stix
- Sat nav driver's car shot down by troops
- Sex scandal surrounds political rally in Pakistan
- Walkers warned of "killer ticks"
- White house announces a binding time table for Iraq withdrawal
