UnNews:13 September 2006
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- CIA election rally held in Yemen: A football game breaks out
- Former U.S. President Gerald Ford dies
- Many killed in Turkey explosion
- New Zealanders freak out as space junk hits backyard
- Pope Benedict XVI complements Islam, jihad
- September 12 jealous of September 11's fame
- Truck crashes through downtown Toronto
- Wiccanpedia casts a spell, fails miserably
