UnNews:14 June 2007
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- America moves to execute porn stars
- Cleveland Cavaliers 'Give Up'
- Cosmonauts Install Windows on Space Station; Inevitable Happens
- Cutty Sark Arsonist was Escaped Dutch Privateer
- Dutch Masterpiece Stolen: Police Baffled
- Jesus Christ Busts Paris Out of Jail
- Missing Maddie's parents to record duet with Bono
- Police Hunt Salmon Attackers
- TV's "Boston Legal" to merge with "Night Court"
- US Town Set To "ban long skirts"
- You Have Been Ownzored
