UnNews:14 September 2006
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- 20 injured in Montreal college shopping spree
- Anna Nicole Smith forgets she has a vagina
- Astronomers find fluffy planet
- Bobby Brown goes on Montreal shooting rampage after Houston divorce filing
- Britain's last Turkey Twizzler factory to close
- Head and Shoulders Sued!
- Judge says Saddam a "heckuva great guy"
- London Police seize massive gun cache
- Lord Lucan and Jimmy Hoffa found playing strip poker in Bin Ladens Secret Lair
- Mud, still everybody's favorite
- Neanderthals' last refuge found
- Steve Irwin almost completely forgotten
- Terrorists target Green Bay sewer system
- Whitney Houston available
