UnNews:15 April 2008
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- China led world executions in 2007
- Experts warn of "gay" epidemic if ban on gay blood donors is lifted
- Graffiti artist Banksy paints "worlds biggest speed-nob" whilst being monitored by CCTV
- Jimbo declares war on Uncyclopedia for the millionth time
- Man bored with Jesus, stress ball; decides to move
- Sun God Ra pleased with increase in human sacrifices
