UnNews:15 May 2007
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- "Newspaper's are always right," announces Bush
- Bush-Blair in chatroom fracas
- Cat and mouse duo finally find peace in God?
- Michael Bloomberg Prepared to spend 1 Billion Dollars for White House
- New discovery by authour of 'Versuch über ein neues Prinzip zur Auffindung der Heilkräfte der Arzneisubstanzen, nebst einigen Blicken auf die bisherigen' expected to supplant petroleum
- Rapture! Rev. Jerry Falwell taken to heaven, everyone else left behind
- Scientists: Irish dolphins boorish drunkards
- Stallone Pleads Guilty to Trying to Destroy City
- White Star steamer Empress of the North sinks
- Woman's giant penis explodes killing millions
