UnNews:1 May 2008
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- Christians blast God for carrying out abortions
- God has tightened his "bible belt"
- Keyboards "so dirty they had to be used as toilet seats"
- Lawsuit against province thrown out: Mayor told to fuck off
- One year on: missing banana "still out there"
- Ronald McDonald to be featured on new dollar bill
- Timmy accused of having cooties
