UnNews:20 May 2008
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- Abortion Laws Reassessed
- Citizens of Burma allowed to mourn incoming international aid efforts
- Hello Kitty named as Japan's UN ambassador
- House rejects Frank Sinatra Day, supports Phil Hartman Day
- Lack of News Causes Suicide Among Bloggers
- Mad scientists less interesting than previously believed
- News photographer in slapstick related accident
- Raiders of the Lost Ark?
- Sex considered to be 2nd most pleasurable activity
- Tired of Humanity's Shit, God Unleashes Panther 2.0
