UnNews:2 March 2007
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- "Timetravel is possible-just look at Hitler" say Boffins
- Associated Press demonstrates mastery over Space, Time, and celebrities
- Doors still slamming after all these years
- Eritean Wiki-Vandalism Day Goes Sour
- Gaming Addict Killed at Own Computer, Doesn't Notice
- Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its Professor Stephen Hawking!
- Kotaku posts rumor: Sony corporation has Kotaku blackballed
- Police officer slightly grazes elbow
- Rogue Petrol Discovered to have Links to Bush Administration!
- Sex offenders may receive "special" license plates
- Smith acquired by Islanders
- Wounded Marine wants gay ban lifted
