UnNews:3 November 2006
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- Analyst: War on Fish will end in 50 years
- Bush stops campaigning after realizing upcoming election is not for President
- Democrats admit they love terror
- EU expresses Turkey doubts
- GlaxoSmithKline bummed about Paxil settlement
- Hideously ugly radio host fired for being too polite
- Homosexual escort admits to relationship with evangelical pastor
- Kayne West upset over loss at VFH
- Paris Hilton no longer famous
- Whoopi infects 16 at Boston hospital
