UnNews:4 December 2006
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- Bank of New York to buy melon for $16.5 Billion
- Encyclopedia Britannica opens up royal rumble to Wikipedia administrators
- Gamers to take over the world
- Jason Dainter almost causes apocalypse, still clueless
- Local zookeeper receives sexually threatening phone call from Jay Leno
- Police kill religious cult leader and Playstation 3 thief
- Slash and gash is back (with a vengeance!)
- University of Michigan student government takes stand against BCS
