UnNews:4 February 2008
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- Allegations of 'bugging' are starting to bug the police
- American government to start distributing food stamps to the wealthy
- Clinton doesn't want Coulter's endorsement
- Dutch cartoonist finds success after bad review
- Giant beats Patriot in "Super Bowl"
- Immigrants told "no murderings or violent robbings" in new 'behaviour packs'
- Obama reveals his true colours
