UnNews:4 March 2007
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- Astronauts starting to suspect no one is coming for them
- Bush declares martial law after interpreting lunar eclipse as bad omen
- Hospital delivers meals to indigent shut-ins
- Jimmy Wales found to have lied about credentials, asks self to resign
- Mars towed Earth to combat climate change
- Nigeria does its best to keep Africa "the dark continent"
- Study finds that half of all alcohol produced, consumed by the dead
- Study: Frogs think in Japanese
- Survey shows children don’t know where meat comes from. We show them.
