UnNews:4 May 2007
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- Chavez threatens to take over Venezuelans' living rooms
- Experts say only one way to beat global warming: A World Dictatorship
- French Elections: Ennui wins by a landslide
- Last year, Mexico claimed 105 million residents, while America claimed 20 million of them
- Man buys soda in $1.25 dollar deal
- Pastafarians celebrate National Day of ARRRRRRRRRRRR
