UnNews:5 February 2007
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- "I love rape" declares George Bush
- Capita letter-bombed, entire UK population suspected
- Cherie Blair's naked pagan shower sex romps with topless model
- Coroner censures Network Rail for providing too much warning
- Florida state officials find bomb; turns out to be roadkill
- God denies connection with Colts' owner
- Grizzly bear mauls colt in post-Superbowl revenge killing
- Iran Cures AIDS
- Obama considers name change
- Pelosi bill would have Bush cracking the books
- Prince experiences "wardrobe malfunction" on stage during Super Bowl XLI
- Van Halen to reunite with Roth
- Wikipoodia declares war
- Wiltshire police in panty promo
- Woman spared jail after using pet cat as a hair-piece
