UnNews:5 March 2007
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- 26 killed in Baghdad book store, "Harry Potter" books blamed
- Afghan citizens banned from seeing cartoon movie
- Children's storytime reader fired for inappropriate behavior
- Daycare center gives children heroin
- Hypnotised student joins Taliban
- Ice slabs fall in Toronto, mayor calls for 'tons' of salt
- Jeep recalls Cherokees from freed slaves
- Overly political spider becoming annoying
- Tests on Vice President Cheney's leg reveal Courteney Cox
