UnNews:5 March 2008
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- Clinton calls on Obama to drop out despite his 92 delegate lead
- Forrest Gump runs for President in 2008
- Gary Gygax fails critical CON roll
- Gummy Bear with head bitten off to run for U.S. President
- Having already decided results of 2008 elections, U.S. media moves on to predicting 2012 results
- Jimbo Wales accused of abusing his power at Wikipedia
- Ohio Voters Swayed by Clinton's Experience
- Ratzinger returns to first pro team
- Why 1950s wives gave great fellatio
