UnNews:6 February 2007
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- Cartoon Network launches "Obscene Bugger Farce"
- Celebrities: "Testicles are a great stress reliever"
- Chubby Checker seeks Internet meme status
- Federal Agent Infiltrates Hell
- Internet Safety Day cures paedophilia once again
- Kate Moss dropped from lucrative advertising contracts, again
- Racist fan still thinks a white coach would have beaten Dungy in the Super Bowl
- San Francisco outlaws spanking between consenting adults
- Scientists invent a giant donut
- Study topples pyramid, gives USDA black eye
- Ted Haggard declared "completely heterosexual"
