UnNews:7 April 2006
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- Exploding frogs in Louisiana kill 4; martial law in effect
- Gulf Coast Team to Study Dutch Flood Controls
- NASA to install Prius engine on Space Shuttle
- New type of Cabbage Discovered
- Uncyclopedia’s Cabal Plans to Clean House: Dozens of Uncyclopedians Given their Walking Papers
- WMDs may have been moved to Mars
