UnNews:7 February 2007
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- "I love democracy" declares Palpatine
- "Wired" police officer electrocuted
- Burger King introduces Bun Burger
- Burger King introduces Bun Burgers
- Duckist rebels meet opposition in Donegal
- Hackers briefly overwhelm three key porn servers
- New archaelogical evidence indicates existence of "Fresh Prince"
- New retirement home for Santa in the cards
- Scooter Libby, accused of another crime
- UK to bury nuclear waste
