UnNews:7 February 2008
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- 2008 deemed "year of the rat" because rats will be the only animals left alive on Earth by year's end
- Archbishop: "Islamist Sharia law in UK is inevitable"
- Candidates tremble as Ralph Nader announces he may run again
- Clinton quits race for Whitehouse
- Journalists discover Republican Alan Keyes is running for president
- Reagan rises from the dead and announces his 2008 candidacy
