UnNews:7 July 2007
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- 13,889th suicide bomber reaches Paradise, but Allah runs out of virgins
- African and Asian countries offer aid to help victims of UK Floods
- Bookie Gored by bad bet
- Channel 4 celebrates July 7th anniversary with "100 Greatest Terrorist Attacks"
- Global warming hoax revealed
- Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development
- World ends
