UnNews:7 October 2006
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- Chickens discover eggs are bad for humans
- Dancing a continued health problem in clubs, bars Canada-wide
- Digital anal massage - the new cure-all
- Harry Potter to blame for school shootings
- Time-travelling, English speaking dinosaur explains evolution; Creationists unconvinced
- UnNews audio possessed by evil entities
