UnNews:8 December 2006
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- A Sad Day for a Song that Should Never Have Ended.
- Condoms 'too big' for African men
- Discovery launch scrubbed; "Clouds too hard" says NASA
- Icy spectre of Death visits Pearl Harbor ceremony to mock "survivors"
- Mad stander strikes again.
- Special Report: Minitrue like, totally gay
- UnConsortium launches dating prep for H-games
- Wesley Snipes captured by U.S. Vampire Capture Agency
- Worthless cat just sits there all day
