UnNews:8 January 2007
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- Another bird flu outbreak successfully covered up
- Leopard creates bathroom mayhem
- Lords consider mental health laws
- Microsoft sends out shockwaves across the web -- "we have thought of our own feature!"
- Mysterious flatulence hits New York
- Sex "cuts public speaking stress"
- Stephen Hawking invents robotic exoskeleton for upcoming space walk
