UnNews:9 December 2006
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- Bush eats first pretzel in five years
- Family talk about man like he isn't there
- Georgia Revamps State Map
- Ironic t-shirt fails to attract women
- Kids get hurt playing with their Wiis
- Litvinenko investigators find polonium at North Pole; Santa implicated
- Man killed in drunken brawl over the legality of the 21st amendment
- Police strike yet again
- Terror threat against Fruit 'n Fibre
- UNews Repoter:"BENSON Secetrian violence is now civil war"
- Uncyclopedia acquired by Google
