UnNews:9 February 2007
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- Automobile to single-handedly demasculinize the U.S.A.
- Daniel Craig Karate-Chops a Pirated DVD Peddler after receiving pirated Casino Royale DVD in China
- Douglas Feith Exonerated
- Haggard still "fabulous!"
- Joke Writer Dies of Stroke
- Sharon Osbourne: Thief will get leprosy
- Unscrupulous over-the-counter diet pill
