UnNews:9 January 2007
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- Apple stocks rise on introduction of new iToilet
- Baroness heads M.A.R.S. after boardroom shakeup
- Big, fat, pink celebrities, celebrate the Pig Year in China
- Bugger ON: New "Uncyclopedia DIET" welcome by readers
- Bugger off: Uncyclopedia blocks posts from the United States
- Bush takes cue from Chavez; vows to nationalize media
- Cows in Ireland contract fungi, entire Irish potato crop fails
- Disney's Tigger takes stern action against copyright violators
- Doctor finds cure for "Human Condition"
- Pirate ghosts suspected in death of Scooby-Doo creator, Iwao Takamoto
- STI decides to "do evil"
- Seditious "historian" executed for terrorist jaywalking
- Somalia targets Bushists in Southern US Village
- Unknown stench in Manhattan as Giants, Jets return
