UnNews:Andy Dick to play Master Chief in "Halo" Movie.
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1 November 2006
Many may know Andy Dick from countless movies and reality shows that no one cares about, but now, Andy has something big (and hard) up his sleeve.
"When I was offered the deal I wasn't surprised, after all, I am an incredible actor. Who else would they choose?"
Andy was talking about the upcoming movie based on the popular game "Halo", which is currently being directed by Uwe Boll.
"I was excited to work with Boll. "House of the Dead" was only, like, the best movie ever!"
After talking about his director for the film, we asked him about the character he was going to play.
Me: What do you think about Master Chief?
Andy: Well, I don't see why he's called a master. I mean, like, what's he a master of? Hehe, I gotta write that one down.
Me: Will the character be any different from the game?
Andy: Yeah, I'm planning on making him tri-sexual, because there's an alien sex scene, of course. An I'm also planning on making him a vegan, because all good movies have a flawed main character, right?
Me: If you say so.
Thus our interview ended. You can look foreword to seeing "Halo: the Movie" in theaters in 2020.
[edit] Sources
- Oscar Wilde? ""Andy Dick in Halo"". IMDB, October 31, 2006
