UnNews:Archive
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This is an archive of all UnNews stories ever.
[edit] 2006
[edit] March
[edit] February
- 'Grandpa Munster' Al Lewis undead at 95
- Apple iRon G4 debuts
- Butterfly found responsible for Katrina
- Exclusive Interview With God
- Fat guy dies, explodes
- Grass found to be greener on the other side
- Mosque Dome Collapses
- Pat Robertson's Wax Likeness Loses Place in Christian Wax Museum
- RIAA CEO discusses the analog hole
- Religious Cartoon Row Intensifies
- Religious text accused of plagiarism
- Riot Olympics
- Rioting Erupts over Peanuts Cartoon
- Rolling Stones are taught what "retirement" means
- Rolling Stones play for free in Brazil
- Saddam requests asylum in USA
- UK welfare Mutual Obligation reform
- Whittington Shooting Possibly Not Accidental
- World Trade Center attacks still the worst thing ever
[edit] January
- 2006 brought in for questioning
- Bush boogles Google
- Bush gives kickback to greedy HMOs
- Chief Editor Dismisses "uncanny" UnNews Predictions
- Hit series Israel returns with new season
- IRC Users Detained for Questioning
- JIF sues Wonka
- Kerry vows to go down filibustering
- Livedoor blows up TSE
- Mali announces re-christening plans
- Microsoft re-starts security flaws
- Neuro Trade Show Gets Bill Gates Under Control
- New Calendar Recognized
- PM kicks dog, children
- Parliamentary Rent Boy Committee "comes out"
- President Bush announces Pioneer Retrieval Mission
- Stern dropped from radio stations
- Sure Start toddles forward
- Tony Blair In Plot To Kidnap His Own Child
- U.S.-Mexico drug tunnel discovered
- Whale swims through downtown London
- Whaling Clinical Data Announced
- What's hot in 2006
- Whipping therapy cures depression and suicide crises
[edit] 2005
[edit] December
- Apple and Microsoft announce historic merger
- Bill Clinton to surprise UN conference
- Bingo Follows CSI for Attendence Bonanza
- Fox "Restructures"
- French Rioters Come To Antarctica
- Google Gives Money Away
- Light at the End of the Tunnel Turned Off
- Marble Hills - a bachelor haven
- Micheal Jackson's other glove found during colon scan
- New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones
- New member of the meat family
- Plan to clone Hitler hindered by protests
- President Reveals He Has Super Secret Spy Powers
- Really boring anti-racism rally in Sydney
- Siamese Twins Announce They're Gay
- Villagers flee as Vanuatu volcano pumps out gas
[edit] November
- 2005 World Autofellatio Championship competitors decided
- America's top strategist dies in Iraq
- Cows join rioters
- Fidel Castor is feeling better than ever
- Man Discovers Haribo Is German and Not Japanese; "Mixed Feelings" Ensue
- Paris riots
- Patent for patents added to Microsoft patent library
- Tenth planet identified as 10th least cared-about topic in nation
- Wogan is dead
[edit] October
- Black iPods rob owners
- Classic children's books to be modernized
- God's cronies captured
- Heaven Police after God
- Hurricane Beta released
- Irish Republican Army to ascend into Heaven
- New terror tax proposed
- Rove: "Please stop criticizing the Government"
- Scientists Discover Canadian Bacon is Actually Ham
- Spectre backs U.S. Chief Justice Nominee Roberts
- UK Energy Blackout
- Umgah deny controlling US President through Hyperwave
- Violent Anti-Democracy protest in Blackpool
[edit] September
- Galactic Coolness Board Declares Earth "Coolest Planet" for 20th Consecutive Year
- God Admits Responsibility For Hurricane Katrina
- God hates Furries
- God to Pick an Evil Defense
- Joan of Arc, Maid of New Orleans
- Longtime Uncyclopedia Vandal "El Barto" Captured
- Media outlets receive chilling hurricane threat tape
- Neighbor Blasts Dance Music At 3 AM; Presumed Insane
- New Orleans disaster accounts offer survival insights
- Nigeria offers Katrina aid
- UnGames Announces Rename of World War Series Sequel
- Untransmitted Dads Army script discovered
