UnNews:Archive/March 2006
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- Fox cancels more shows
- NYSE Merges with Archipelago - Forms MegaNYSEArcaMon
- Republicans move to rename France 'Freedomland'
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- Appla Follows Macrosoft's Laad, Daclaras Ownarshap Of Own Lattar
- Uncyclopedia Continues to Win Contest
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- Car flips over during A-team shootout
- Entertainment Report: Jessica Simpson Still A Blithering Idiot
- Global Warming Causes Global Drought
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- Jake Johnson Sighted Walking on Water
- New Species of Monkey Discovered near Amazon Forest
- Rumsfeld Silences War Critics With Op-Ed Piece
- There Is No Cabal
- UN Prison Officials Cleared of "Shenanigans" in Miloševic Case
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- Bush Explains Deficit Spending is Fault of Leprechauns
- Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes
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- Actor Undergoes Emergency Pocket-Watch Related Surgery
- Blair Introduces 'The Legislative Goodthink Bill'
- Bush Says He'll Keep US Offensive
- Judge Brings Down Ruling in New Jersey Satan Case
- Local man faces obesity by driving coast to coast
- Obituary: Some user, 8 December 2005-20 March 2006
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- College celebrates another year of raising tuition
- French pensioners riot
- Sockpuppets hereafter referred to as "it"
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- American convert could face death
- Comittee for Standardization of Business Language founded
- Encyclopædia Britannica found to be whiny douches by study
- French PM Calls for Additional Legislation to Increase Hiring Rates
- Lukashenko Wins Again
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