| Dear Great and Powerful Lord of Madness,
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck before you fed on its soul?
Sincerely,
Mildly Insane
MILDLY INSANE: This question is stupid. I expected more out of you. However, in my infinite wisdom, and in the sprit of giving and charity, I will answer it anyway. Woodchucks cannot chuck wood. If, however, a woodchuck COULD chuck wood, I would certainly feast on its soul shortly after it began. Probably within the first few minutes. It depends on how weak the woodchuck's mind was. You can't just make blanket assumptions about all woodchucks! I have met several formidable woodchucks in my day, and they all proved tough nuts to crack. So, I guess what I'm trying to say is, HOW MUCH IS YOUR SOUL WORTH TO YOU?
Cthulhu:
How many waffles do I need to construct a coffee bean house?
Love,
Slightly Confused
SLIGHTLY CONFUSED: Excellent question. Send me your soul and I'll get right on it.
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