| Look here you lying squishy bastard, I wasn't in any
kind of school 10 years ago. And anyway, my soul is
co-owned by atleast 8 parties, some of which are
powerfull supernatural entities.
And man, you dont know my Kaiju.
Sincerely, Jack Cain.
JACK CAIN: And yet, despite all this, you continue to post your soul on eBay. I've even considered creating an account called "my ass" and buying it again just so we here in the underworld could get a great laugh. But, seriously, you're looking at a class-action lawsuit wrapped in the slimy tendrals of eternal torment. Why not just give up your soul once and for all so I don't keep getting woken up with this frivolous emails?
Could you tell me what happened to Jeeves ? I hope you're taking care of
him.
-- Nyarlathotep.
NYARLATHOTEP: Rest assured, you should not worry over Jeeves. He has recently been invited to a banquet at R'Leyh in his honor and is in the process of becoming a part of me. Therefore, he will soon be a god, as you are what you eat, and vice versa. Are you still intending to make the feast in your honor? Please RSVP at least a week in advance, and do not forget to leave a return address, so my minions will more easily find you.
-Cthulhu
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