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[edit] 2006
- "Administrative Error" leads to full scale invasion of Tie Rack
- "Chemical Ali" sentenced to death; sons vow revenge, anger, denial, celibacy and all those good stuff
- "Don't worry, you'll meet somebody," says girl.
- "Drunkest City" Milwaukee arrested in bar fight with Chicago
- "Emma Roberts is not Nancy Drew," protesters say
- "Ernest Goes to Haiti" to be released in theatres this week
- "Fair dinkum" for Aussie migrants
- "Fiddy" Cent in "redneck" row
- "Flatulent" Fumes Kill On Camping Trip
- "Ha! NERNER-NER-NERNER you didn't win" - F1 ace Alonso revels in failure of plucky Brit Hamilton
- "Here comes the aeroplane" baby-feeding technique made illegal by Congress
- "I Let Falco Out Of Hell!": Billy Mays Reveals All
- "I love democracy" declares Palpatine
- "Ipswich Ripper - The Musical" outrages the media
- "Jesus vs. Palpatine" debate rages over Internet
- "Live Earth" gigs cancelled to prevent Global Warming
- "Lost" writers in talks about ending
- "Low Food" Diet takes nation by storm
- "Seductive enchantresses" mar end of Notting Hill carnival
- "The Unexpected" hits family
- "WWJD?" leads to unfortunate end for local layabout
- "Where is the love?" asks stud stallion
- "Your opinion matters, tell it to the hand" says UK Government
- 'Bugger that for a joke,' says Australian soldier
- 'Ethical' Metroid lines created
- 'Lolita' bed for girls withdrawn
- 'Men are from Mars and women are from Venus' theory proved
- 'No opt-out' on gays for Catholic church
- 'Sturdy Desk' for sale
- 1 Million Dead from Chinese Typhoon "No Biggie"
- 12 year old victim of "Religious Intolerance"
- 13,889th suicide bomber reaches Paradise, but Allah runs out of virgins
- 13-year-old wins Writer of the Month, despite rules and common sense
- 14 Tesco stores forced to close in bomb scare
- 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue secedes from Union
- 17 Iraqi Bodies Found in Baghdad Cafe
- 2008 Election may be decided by Xbox Live Achievement points
- 26 killed in Baghdad book store, "Harry Potter" books blamed
- 5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch
- 6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research
- 67% of Israeli teens call current war "bitchin'!"
- 700-pound woman removed from dumpster
- 9/11 reminiscent of that other time when stuff happened
- AAAAAA! gets mispeeled
- AOL Discloses Searches Of All Two Subscribers
- Abandoned Sum of USD $25 Million Found in Account at Union Bank of Nigeria
- Abu Hamza to Appear in Theatre Production of Peter Pan
- Accurate search launches
- Activist treed by “fund-raising” deed: naked may be the better disguise, after all
- Actor Jim Carrey says having no skin "worth it"
- Advertising makes kids fat lardos, says FCC
- Africa loses status as a continent
- After 30 years of marriage, a London man discovers that his wife is actually a rare Yucca plant
- After Cheney-administered water boarding, Iraqi PM backs timetable
- Ahmadinejad oversleeps, forgets to destroy world
- Ahmadinejad pleads, "Send us your homosexuals"
- Ahmadinejad snaps up "renovators delight" - US missile base
- Ahmadinejad: Happy new Jewish year
- Ahmadinejad: Holocaust Was Really Big Gay Jew Sex Party
- Airport worker sent home in crucifix row
- Airstrike accidentally kills a baker's dozen of Afghan police
- Al Gore wins Noble Peas Prize
- Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral"
- Al Qaeda trying to recruit truck driver from California highway collapse
- Al Qaeda's number Two Operative in Iraq Flees Moon, Captured in Iraq
- Al Sharpton, Mormon leaders agree: We're both kooks
- Al-Gayda casts die in Israeli conflict
- Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans
- Al-Qaida Inc. expanding, now recruiting scientists
- Al-Zarqawi Death Ruled Accidental
- Alabama okays latex bikinis
- Alan Colmes decries ratings
- Alberto voted off the Island on Survivor: Washington
- Alex Trebek fails to answer in form of question, suffers heart attack
- All political parties agree to be soft on crime
- All your boxers are belong to us
- All-purpose Jesus announces hostile takeover bid
- Allen headbutts Macaca
- America celebrates Columbo Day
- America uneasy about Queen's 16 year visit
- American Idol loser hosts razor blade party
- American billionare buys London Bridge, causes riots
- American convert could face death
- American entertainment news sources in a panic
- Americans awarded Nobel Prize for useless discovery
- Americans have high hopes for Sunni Ghetto in Baghdad
- Amy Winehouse sentenced to a month in rehab; she says, "No no no!"
- An all new, prettier, better blue screen of death
- Analyst: War on Fish will end in 50 years
- Analysts predict National Optimism Day will be a miserable failure
- Ancient chimps invented hammer
- Andrew Flintoff offered presidency of Russia
- Andy Griffith sues himself
- Anglican church does split on gays
- Ankara destroys Armenian church
- Anna Nicole Smith to be divided into thirds, distributed
- Annan on Blair: Shit fuck poo tits
- Anonymous user's Uncyclopedia article hampered by production delays
- Another bird flu outbreak successfully covered up
- Another internet "FBI agent" turns out to be 12yo girl
- Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur
- Apocalypse-based cultists come out from cave
- Apple Buys Out Uncyclopedia
- Apple stocks rise on introduction of new iToilet
- Apple unveils new device - the "rotary phone"
- Applebee's takes a hit after ill-timed "Spinach Sensations" menu
- Army declares Silly String a "hazardous substance"
- Army launches new recruiting ad campaign
- Art Buchwald dead again at 81
- Article "Cheap Rip-off of the Onion" Sources say
- Asbestos and the Law
- Ashley Judd adopts Lucy Fowler's lifestyle
- Asteroid impact 2038 - Earth definitely doomed (again)
- Astronaut launches Navy career
- Astronomers to Rename Embarrassing Planet
- Astronomical misunderstanding dictates this season's fashions
- Attempted popejacking foiled
- Australia in Iraq for the free beer, admits Minister
- Australia orders fleet of prison hulks
- Australia shits itself about Fiji coup
- Australia to Aborigines: 'Sorry for the killing and the stealing and stuff'
- Automobile to single-handedly demasculinize the U.S.A.
- Ayman al-Zawahiri warns: I am impotent and complicit
- BB dayorder 13 2 07
- BBC plans documentary "I Love The C-Word"
- BRA leaders declare ceasefire
- Baby not taking baptism well
- Ban on web gambling boosts "throw away your money" websites
- Bank of America eyes Barclays, Barclays calls police
- Bank of New York to buy melon for $16.5 Billion
- Baptist minister confounded, now hates everybody
- Barbie robs bank, further pads résumé
- Barney is in critical condition at St. Alphonzo's Children’s Hospital
- Baroness heads M.A.R.S. after boardroom shakeup
- Barry Bonds hits 755 consecutive home runs in single inning
- Bears shit in the woods, scientists baffled
- Beethoven isn't deaf, he's just ignoring his girlfriend
- Beloved Slavic Former Leader Passes, Ascends to Heaven
- Beowulf's Barrow discovered!
- Bible mistranslated; Conan to inherit the earth
- Biblical Researcher Discovers "6666" Pin-Number of the Beast
- Big Bopper still dead
- Big Brother 8 to be more like 1984
- Big Brother Bush: ‘unwar in Eurasia unfar’
- Big Brother accused of "classism"
- Big Brother contestant put to death for witchcraft
- Big Brother picks all-corpse house in latest venture
- Big, fat, pink celebrities, celebrate the Pig Year in China
- Bill Gates blows fortune on bubble gum
- Bill O'Reilly condemns subway rescuer for "disgusting physical closeness to another man"
- Billy Mays' Head Explodes
- Bin Laden dies; E. coli lauded
- Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference
- Bin Laden releases video; demands release of Mokey plush
- Bin Laden slams author Saddam Hussein
- Black Bear victim in race discrimination
- Black Hole discovered in Uncyclopedia, causes a rip in QVFD
- Black Holes conspiracy thickens: another Black Hole discovered at NOTM paddock
- Black Pearl 2.0 blasts off
- Blair attempts to apologise for Slave trade; No slaves found
- Blair forced to quit
- Blair promotes dead-powered power plants
- Blair releases latest in "If I Did It" series
- Blair: Saddam execution was "completely wrong"
- Blogger stoked by spike in traffic
- Bloomberg steps down
- Bobby Brown goes on Montreal shooting rampage after Houston divorce filing
- Bombers Threaten to Blow Up Taj Mahal
- Bombings on South Carolina force thousands below ground
- Bond films to address failings of Newtonian mechanics
- Boris Karloff elected London Mayor
- Bowling alley changes bowl fans over
- Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl
- Brain surgery turns Senator Johnson from Democrat to Republican
- Brain's "addiction centre" found
- Breast Implants decrease Intellegence but won't give you Cancer
- Brit Chef serves up Crap
- Britain Foils Toothpaste Smuggling Terrorist Plot
- Britain to use climate change report to push for return to feudalism
- Britain's Trident plans leaked
- Britain's last Turkey Twizzler factory to close
- Britney Spears Unplanned Pregnancy
- Britney Spears cast as Bull in "Night Court" movie
- Britney Spears desperately tries to take media spotlight away from Anna Nicole
- Britney Spears goes broke
- Britney Spears: Everything's a lie
- Britney and Paris market new line of designer-label merkins
- Bro-on-bro taser violence reaches all-time high
- Buddhists offended by Muslims
- Bugger ON: New "Uncyclopedia DIET" welcome by readers
- Bugger off: Uncyclopedia blocks posts from the United States
- Buick Indicted for manslaughter
- Bull of TV's "Night Court" goes on 7-hour rampage
- Bull of TV's 'Night Court" released from mental hospital; faces preliminary hearing
- Burger King introduces Bun Burger
- Bush Administration - "All is well in the Middle East"
- Bush Administration puts "happy face" on terror report
- Bush Apologizes for Mocking Homeless Man
- Bush Blames Saddam for Iraq Instability
- Bush Calls U.S. Constitution "Naive"
- Bush Cancels "Unpatriotic" Memorial Day
- Bush Explains Deficit Spending is Fault of Leprechauns
- Bush Makes Surprise Visit To White House
- Bush Popularity Lower Than Herpes
- Bush acknowledges secret CIA prisons, low IQ level
- Bush administration: Earth only Planet that Really Matters
- Bush admits Iraq war is straining nation's psychics
- Bush announces bold new change in way Iraq strategy will be described in speeches and press releases
- Bush asks Congress for Surge for troops
- Bush claims outer space for America
- Bush confused at 400th anniversary of Jamestown founding
- Bush declares martial law after interpreting lunar eclipse as bad omen
- Bush declares war on Yankees after pitcher flies plane into building
- Bush deploys clone army to Iraq
- Bush holds press conference on deteriorating situation in New Jersey
- Bush huffs kitten to promote his Iraq plan
- Bush in masturbation blunder!
- Bush on Woodward's "State of Denial": No such book exists, says President
- Bush orders "Just In Case" strategy for Armageddon
- Bush picks Samuel L. Jackson as new transportation secretary
- Bush popularity soars in straw poll
- Bush pronounces "nuclear" correctly, approval rating skyrockets
- Bush questions Pelosi's manhood
- Bush retreats in war on drugs
- Bush sautes Tuskegee Airmen
- Bush stops campaigning after realizing upcoming election is not for President
- Bush takes cue from Chavez; vows to nationalize media
- Bush targets approval ratings with distraction plan
- Bush to Deploy National Guard at Canadian Border
- Bush to surrender Iraq to insurgents
- Bush undercuts Hezbollah, sends aid to Lebanon
- Bush vetoes Voting Rights Act
- Bush vetoes budget, "Takeout bill" returns to Congress
- Bush vows revenge on Mother Nature after terrorist attack
- Bush vows to leave at least a few children behind
- Bush welcomes Sheehan to neighborhood with customary Jello-O mold
- Bush wins second prize in a beauty contest, $10
- Bush, seeking new generals, taps Boy Scouts
- Bush: God Must Lay Down Weapons of Mass Destruction
- Buyers line up for a Wii
- CIA worker lauded for beating
- CNN's Nancy Grace pregnant with Spawn of Satan
- COBE satellite takes Universe' temperature
- California sues cows
- Call for help in clearing region's ethical minefields
- Call for more 'gangsta trippin' role models.
- Camilla pulls out of her funeral
- Canada goes berserk
- Canada seeks admission to United States on technicality
- Canadian troops defeat 10 foot plants after 10 day battle
- Cancer good for you, says new report
- Carbon Dioxide Air Filtering Organism to reverse Global Warming
- Carter blasts Bush (and everyone else)
- Cartoon Network launches "Obscene Bugger Farce"
- Castro Doing Well After Cigar Transplant
- Castro misses military parade due to his death
- Castro undergoes surgery; citizens flee while they can
- Castro's Brother Raul Liberates Cuba
- Cat-Dog hybrid discovered in China, scientists baffled
- Celebrities brew up a storm (but is it a tempest in a teacup?)
- Celebrity Brew test marketed in St. Louis
- Celebrity Sex Dolls sell well
- Celebrity wins Father of the Year Award
- Chancellor committed to preemptive war
- Channel 4 defiant over Diana show
- Chavez threatens to take over Venezuelans' living rooms
- Chelsea Tractors to be shot down on Albert Bridge
- Cheney destroys satellite in space
- Cheney gets a battery change
- Cheney visits Hell to shore up support for Iraq war
- Chewbacca arrested!
- Child confesses to breaking his parents new lamp
- Children's storytime reader fired for inappropriate behavior
- China bans sex
- China plans Cultural Revolution alongside 2008 Olympic Games
- Chinese blogger's death brings the gift of life
- Chipmunks on crack more productive than Uncyclopedians
- Chris Isaak not sure about all this talk about "San Francisco values"
- Christian theme park to open in Little Rock
- Chron Aquires a New Laptop with the Uncyc Sales Funds
- Chronarion's Second Coming Causing a Wave of Fundamentalism
- Chubby Checker seeks Internet meme status
- Chuck E. Jesus busted for cocaine
- Cisco announces new "telepsychic" service
- Cleveland man not the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby
- Climbing Mt. Hood in December not a good idea, probably
- Clinton backer breaks leash runs away to Obama yard
- Clinton quits race for Whitehouse
- Clock ticking on Pelosi
- Clooney "devastated" over death of partner
- Clooney flips cars, trees in North Carolina
- Clown family dies in plane crash
- Coarse conduct confounds construction
- Col. Wilson expedition in bit of jam eh wot? Pip pip! Eh-heh!
- Cold snap hits Perth
- College celebrates another year of raising tuition
- Collision of airborne TV station, crop duster, and diaper transport leaves 3 dead, 2 injured
- Colorado school shooter gets "D" for effort
- Colosseum reopens in Rome
- Comittee for Standardization of Business Language founded
- Community Support Officers commended for "doing the bare minimum"
- Concerns in Israel over new weapon introduced by the Hezbollah
- Condoleezza Rice vows not to appear nude in Playboy (or anywhere else)
- Conflict in Darfur continues; nobody cares
- Congress enacts safe lunch program into law
- Congress hot for Plame
- Congress to try $70B money bomb on terror
- Consumer confidence drops in August
- Consumers buy HD DVDs to spite copyfighters
- Controversial racially charged series of Survivor claims yet another victim
- Controversy rages over Steve Irwin video
- Controversy sullies Nintendo Power Awards
- Cosmonaut's flatulence sparks alarm on space station
- Costco to sell marijuana by the bushel
- Could Queen Latifah be considered a planet?
- Coulter narrowly beats O'Reilly, Limbaugh for hottest conservative
- Country singer has broken heart, is drunk
- Courts turn to Uncyclopedia, but selectively
- Cows accused of eating infected spinach
- Crack Found in Foam on Space Shuttle
- Crack Vandal Finds God, Begs For Forgiveness
- Crack cocaine cures cancer
- Cracker Jack updates "surprises"
- Craig to chair Senate Inappropriations Committee
- Craig: "I did not have sex with that man!"
- Crappy poseur band acetate sells for $1 million
- Criminals getting younger
- Critics discard Microsoft-Novell agreement as unfunny joke
- Crocodile man Steve Irwin pretty much forgotten
- Cthulhu severs ties with Miskatonic University
- Cyber-Terrorists Attack Unnews
- Cyber-terrorists attack UnNews
- DEAR LEADER is great
- DNA tests reveal that I am Anna Nicole's baby's father
- Dakota Fanning sacrificed in new film
- Dancing a continued health problem in clubs, bars Canada-wide
- DanielCraigIsNotBond.com turns gay, stalks Bond theme singer Chris Cornell
- Darth Vader retires to cottage in the country
- David Bowie to Meet Martian Delegation
- David Caruso's tears found to cure blindness
- Daycare center gives children heroin
- DeLay shares the love in new book
- Dead ducks in Idaho mark arrival of bird flu to North America
- Deadly cloud of ass gas forces evacuation
- Death Race 2006 promises favorites, new faces, fierce competition
- Death camp brightens up with extensive makeover
- Death fridge terrorizes nation
- Death of Pinchot sparks riots, arrests
- Deer with 8 legs killed by hunter
- DefSec nominee Gates says America losing the War on Christmas
- Defenseless Hummer viciously attacked by Eco-Nazis
- Dell says laptop fire problem "overheated"
- Delta Pilots Picnic Outside Headquarters as Strike Looms
- Democrats admit they love terror
- Democrats take Senate, Harry Reid is nervous
- Denny's number one customer dies at 112
- Diana to play concert
- Dick Cheney wins Nobel Peace Prize for "A Convenient Lie"
- Dick Cheney, daughter's baby look oddly similar
- Digital anal massage - the new cure-all
- Diogenes searches world for honest mechanic
- Discovery launch scrubbed; "Clouds too hard" says NASA
- Discovery of Fred Flintstone's diary sheds light on ancient Bedrock
- Disney adds porn to televised children's fare
- Disney's Tigger takes stern action against copyright violators
- Dissolute border collie has no boundaries
- Distracting children lessens shot pain
- Do your own stunts do you?
- Doctor Who denies the existence of burgers; Americans in famine
- Doctor finds cure for "Human Condition"
- Doctors amazed what reporter can do with half a brain
- Doctors find cure for weight loss
- Doctors say ass transplant successful
- Doctors say kids need less play, more labor
- Doctors warn of the dangers of excessively "playing with your Wii"
- Dodgeball tragedy: 16 people 'out'
- Dog Whisperer cologne breaks French sales records
- Donald Rumsfeld proposes using textbooks as shields in Iraq
- Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell publically profess love for one another, plan to marry
- Dope on a Rope invention called "promising"
- Downpour hits south of England
- Dr Doom: I'm STILL not plotting to steal Ming The Merciless's job, despite his destruction
- Dr. Kevorkian to be released from prison, sent to help Iraqi suicide bombers
- Dude with Bob Marley Sticker Ignorant of Marley's Beliefs
- Dude would like totally bone Nancy Pelosi anyway
- Duke Nukem Forever Delay Postpones Iraqi Parliament Session
- Dumbfuck Mountain branded politically incorrect by Republicans
- Dunkirk debacle may extend war
- Dutch party bans poisoning politicians
- Dyslexic Supreme Court Justice Creates "Right to Arm Bears"
- E-post
- E.coli outbreak proves vegetarians are stupid
- ED's new reskin rakes in the lulz
- EON Productions defends controversial casting of eleven year old girl as James Bond
- EU Secret Prison Investigators Sent to Secret European Prisons
- EU continues to defy Microsoft, use Firefox
- EU tells consumers, do more to cut carbon dioxide emissions
- EU vows to end Mideast strife with "Children's Crusade"
- Easter bunny crucified
- Easter bunny dies of rabies
- Eating Dole apples rears healthier children
- Ebert & Roeper to introduce new review method
- Economists declare Asia fucking rules!
- Element 118 created for first time
- Elevator etiquette lacking, says Dali Lama
- Elton John actually gets sick of himself in Brisbane
- Elvira dies again
- Emma Lazarus poem updated for 2006
- Emo kid elected President of the United States
- Encyclopedia Britannica opens up royal rumble to Wikipedia administrators
- Encyclopædia Dramatica wins hearts in Wikiland
- End of the World is nigh, say scientists
- End of the world postponed once again
- England Cricketers to try new tactic
- England Fans Kick Off Huge Stink in Cologne
- England prepares for chaos and panic as snow predicted
- England shocked by occurrence of summer for 21st year in a row
- English Nature suffer from trauma
- Enron's Skilling claims innocence as wallet doesn't fit
- Entire world pissed off by Sopranos finale
- Environmentalist straps himself to back of whale to protest bulldozing
- Eric Clapton finally sober enough to understand "Cocaine" lyrics
- Esperanto declared official language of absolutely nothing
- Ethiopia declares war on Starbucks
- Europe faces 'very real threat'
- Ex-President Appears in War Crimes Case
- Ex-Wal-Mart employee pleads guilty to fraud
- Exam passes up again - "Kids still dumb" says Government
- Exclusive interview with Satan, big fan of Uncyclopedia
- Exclusive interview with deceased Opus Dei founder
- Exclusive: Saddam's gardener executed, Saddam at large
- Exclusive: Smoking is good for you
- Exclusive: Tony Blair Is Queer
- Experts recommend small nuclear war to stop global warming
- Experts say only one way to beat global warming: A World Dictatorship
- Experts want to rename schizophrenia
- Experts: Earth No Longer a Planet
- Extremely notable wiki files DMWVA lawsuit
- FAA bans oxygen from airplanes
- FBI discovers mastermind behind 9/11 attacks; "sorry" for previous misconception
- FBI finds suspicious passenger on airplane, blows it up
- FDA announces all drugs are placebos
- FDA approves virus spray for meats that will raise Bush’s approval
- FISA law passes
- FOX chief Roger Ailes nominates Osama Bin Laden
- Facial paralysis treatment hailed
- Falwell starts campaign against God
- Famous person does something
- Fanboy disappointed by PS3
- Fantasy Football Injuries Costly for Business
- Fashion police tell Austin woman "girlfriend, that outfit has GOT to go!"
- Fashion writer handed life sentence for rape, murder of garbageman
- Fat bastards "not to blame" for "eating all the pies"
- Fat chicks outlawed in Japan
- Fatah, Hamas agree to withdraw grues from conflict
- Faux Pas: bad for business abroad?
- February 31st arrives; Scientists baffled
- Federal agents bust Mexican drug lab for "cutting into our profits"
- Fermat's Last Theorem solved at last
- Fidel Castro dead, vows to continue as Cuban president
- First MS-Tres development screenshots released!
- Fisher-Price recalls toys caked in radioactive material
- Fit for a Princess: LeBron's new house is a little girl's paradise
- Flaming flatulence rocks military
- Flash and the Furious Five split
- Flock of pigs terrorize Senate offices; Clinton still refuses to apologize for Iraq vote
- Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water
- Footballer has a foot like a traction engine
- For Dummies author earns PhD
- Foreign objects discovered in brain medicine
- Foreigners don't understand democracy, says Bush
- Former Australian President Kurt Waldheim dies
- Former Cambodian Dictator Paul Pot wins Britain’s Got Talent
- Former Israeli PM Sharon near death
- Former U.S. President Gerald Ford dies
- Forty "respec'" areas to be announced in UK
- Four Palestinians killed in panty raid
- Fox cancels more shows
- France Pledges 1600 Troops; UN Surrenders
- France avenges World Cup defeat
- France sends 200 soldiers to Lebanon, predicts victory
- France: Oui surrender
- Fred Phelps:"God hates straights too"
- Freddie Flintoff: "Smoke 'em if you got 'em"
- Freemasons hold fundraiser; refuse to say why
- French Elections: Ennui wins by a landslide
- French Pen Pal disgusted after receiving third letter about the New York Yankees
- French mime artist dead, foul play suspected
- French psychic stripper donates body to Scientology
- French tornadoes devastate US
- Friendly game turns deadly
- Frozen pizzas manufactured in China recalled by FDA
- GM Robot to enter cognitive therapy
- GMTV fined for misleading viewers and being rubbish
- GOD! to Judge Western Leaders. Smiting Imminent
- Galactic Alliance Court of Justice invalidates JPL
- Gamers to take over the world
- Gandhi Indicated In Doping Scandal
- Gandhi posthumously accused of mass genocide
- Gates offered to pay National Debt


