UnNews:Buddhists offended by Muslims

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16 September 2006

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That Buddha, he needs some "Lean Cuisine" and a workout!

TIBET, China -- Radical Buddhists the world over have taken to rioting after an Egyptian cleric, Sheik Mami al-Ahmahwahbahdahwa claimed that "Buddha was just some bald, fat guy with too much time on his hands".

In China, the Dali Lama, usually a man of peace gave a press conference asking for the sheik's head to be served on a platter. He was quoted as saying,"Buddhists from all over the world have an obligation to seek out this sheik and kill him in the most disgraceful way. To hell with the evil Eightfold Path"

Obviously this cat is a Buddhist.

Zen Buddhists in Tokyo have taken to burning down the Egyptian embassy. According to one of the protestors, "When we're finished torching this place and teaching them a lesson, we're gonna go meditate in the subway".

Chu Ur Food, a leader of a moderate group of Buddhists in Taiwan, took a somewhat more liberal approach. "We agree that the Buddha was fat. We also agree that he was bald. However, I would prefer if Muslims would stick to picking on the Catholics in the future and leave us alone".