UnNews:Bush "too easy", satirists threaten strike

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8 May 2007

Is this the only bush that should be allowed in Uncyclopedia?

Washington, The Land of Apple Pie - Across the world, Uncyclopedians have thrown their hands up in despair as President Bush meets the Queen of England. In a situation that seems ripe for potential comedy, we must struggle with the fact that no matter how unlikely or outlandish the made-up news reports are, Prez Bush will manage to top every single one with a gaffe of epic proportions.

One angry faux-news reporter was happy to comment. "We can no longer stand by as Bush continues his assault on our noble profession. Its obvious he hasn't read the HTBFANJS guide, and his constant low-quality output is devaluing the work of honest, hard-working men and women like you and me. He's taking the bread right out of our mouths!"

The international UnNews community is voting on the subject of strike action against the Bush administration, starting with a complete embargo against Bush stories for the foreseeable future. Instead, satirists are encouraged to mock funnier and more original targets such as, well, pretty much anything. If the vote passes, it is expected that the overall quality of UnNews, Uncyclopedia, and indeed the entire Web, will rise fractionally.